The Life and Lies of Ashley Elisabeth

Ah yes, school, also known to many as the hellhouse, crap central or death. So basically I should be happy that we’re on our big end of the year holidays but oh whats that? I cant be? Correct. Already I have so much pressured homework filling up. I have to collate and create a whole massive report on Emo kids, how in the hell do I do that?!?! Then I have to find ideas for my Drama IP [individual performance] that i’ll be performing for my actual HSC. I have to find lots of information on Generation Y to get a head start on my Society and Culture thingy. So yeh, I’m a little in the stress zone at the moment and I am unable to enjoy these holidays to the extent, and even when I start having fun on my holiday I say to myself “Why the hell do I deserve fun when I’m putting off all this work!?” And also, revisting that Emo thing; what the hell did i choose that topic for?! What an idiotic decision on my part. I have no bloody idea how they’re mistreated, let alone how to write a full objective report on it. And the sad thing is I can’t half-arse assignments this year because it’s my final year of school and even if I don’t want to go to Uni, I’d still like a good HSC mark. I need to make a decision to start this Emo thing, so next week starting Monday I’m going to kick my lazy ass into gear and begin collating all my data and writing up at least a draft so that when I go back to school that first day [28th?] I won’t be the only kid in class who has nothing to show. And I’m desperately needing a trip to Newcastle Uni Library to find an IP. ANGST ANGST ANGSTTTTTT.

..here’s my new years resolutions for 2009 >.<

1. Get a job anywhere possible.

2. Save up sufficient money for schoolies.

3. Stay on top of homework/assignments by not leaving them last minute -_-

4. Get 1000 artists on my last.fm

5. Take a big ol’ slice of humble pie, screw that, take the whole humble pie shop.

6. Lose weight *sigh* everyone does this one.

7. Buy a smaller labret bar.

8. Make a man cry. This ones gonna be dynamite.

9. Stop using the internet so much, that doesnt include schoolwork.

10. Somehow get a DSLR camera.

11. Build up my CD collection majorly.

12. Eliminate people from my life who i despise being around.

13. Go to more local gigs.

14. Spend a full day going in different photobooths with Jess.

15. Improve my photography tenfold.

Boring resolutions hey?

Well hi there fellow internet goers! My name is quite obviously Ashley Elisabeth, I have a last name but I’m not very willing to share it with the world wide webular. And on that note, I tend to make up words or just add suffixes to make words seem more user friendly! I’m pretty lamecore in that I take joy in overdosing on energy drinks, wrecking my own clothes and making up stupid ‘burns’ when I’m nervous. So right now I’m 16, what a boring age! Driving is NOT a perk of being 16 let me tell you Mr. Blogman! Welcome to Ashley: Year 12 – The Early Days. I am already feeling the intense pressure of being in year 12 and it’s rather astonishing to watch me turn from happy go lucky Ashface to depressive listen-to-sad-music-to-wash-the-sorrows-away Ashley. Speaking of music, I love it. But not in that extremely pre-teen poser way where I don’t know jack all about the stuff i love so dearly. I don’t like copping criticism about the music I listen to; whether you’re ripping me off for the fact I like Avenged Sevenfold or for the fact that I gladly dance around and sing to the Jonas Brothers. Well anyway, look at me getting carried away in my own little thoughts! What a crazily inappropriate world we live in Mr. Postman. If this didn’t really make sense to you, I apologise profusely as theres only really one person who gets what i say 99% of the time – Whoa, how lame did that sound?! Well, as I march off to correctional therapy for my overt lack of awesomeness, I shall leave you with nothing but good tidings and may your family be blessed with the fresh milk of a thousand cows! Signing off, Ashley “that queer one in the corner” Elisabeth.

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